electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

Ar tonelico III Flipspheres 8/10
Suzunomia

englishsnow:

Kaity Barrett || Strasbourg, France

avianawareness:

Did someone call for more CHICKADEE?

katyperryd:

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me on my wedding day

nhaingen:

for those unexposed this is the default windows 8 splash screen. its really hard to figure out how to change it and its the ugliest picture ever. like this actually makes me physically angry every time i see it which is quite often. i fucking hate that gradient drippy-egg sun thing in the corner, and how its dripping translucent plasma onto some calligraphic black vector lines. i hate the stylized seattle or what the fuck ever thing that is, with these tiny round-edged grey dildo buildings which are like a third the size of those godawful gradient triangle trees. also theres this little thing on the field that looks almost exactly like a tiny water droplet and for weeks i kept thinking it was one and i would try to wipe it off. i want to know who created this, i want to know how much they were paid. i just want to know why

nhaingen:

for those unexposed this is the default windows 8 splash screen. its really hard to figure out how to change it and its the ugliest picture ever. like this actually makes me physically angry every time i see it which is quite often. i fucking hate that gradient drippy-egg sun thing in the corner, and how its dripping translucent plasma onto some calligraphic black vector lines. i hate the stylized seattle or what the fuck ever thing that is, with these tiny round-edged grey dildo buildings which are like a third the size of those godawful gradient triangle trees. also theres this little thing on the field that looks almost exactly like a tiny water droplet and for weeks i kept thinking it was one and i would try to wipe it off. i want to know who created this, i want to know how much they were paid. i just want to know why

No, when you think of Paris, you think of the FLOWERS!!

(Source: maya-neko-edits)

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

lotusinthefire:

When Marnie Was There Definitive Trailer (x)

The movie premieres on July 19th in Japan